October 7th, 1998
A funny thing
happened to me.............
Last Thursday, I had a large COD package delivery
at my door and had to get some cash from the bank. I was en route
back to my house when I noticed a car tailgating me. The car suddenly
pulled up along side me, I looked over and a old man hurled curses
at me, extended his middle finger at me repeatedly (the International
peace symbol) and pulled in front of me. I was unnerved and upset
by this rude gesture. I was surprised when this car in front of
me turned in the same street where I live. This nasty old goat
of an obviously partisan Democrat was one of my neighbors. He
did not like my "Impeach Clinton" or "Bob Dornan"
bumper stickers..... I suppose.
I got in the flesh, and honked my horn repeatedly
and returned the finger gesture. He actually turned his car around
and came to rest in his car, alongside the sidewalk next to my
house. This man was not very smart. He got out of the car and
started cursing at me and threatening to "shove my bumper
stickers up my ass!". He told me to come out to the street
where he was going to kick the @%&* out of me. He didn't approve
of my political position. I asked him what was his problem. I
told him I was merely expressing my Freedom of Speech. I wanted
to know why I wasn't free to express my particular point of view.
he didn't accept that and escalated the situation.
I sensed trouble and didn't know who he was, so before
we had our exchange, I had unlocked my front door so I could go
for my Heckler & Koch UPS Compact .45 Automatic if the situation
warranted. I also had a police issue 3 oz. OC pepper spray in
my pocket for a lesser response if that's where this was going.
He repeatedly threatened me, and I didn't have time
for his bull@%&* so I made his intentions clear. "Are
you threatening me?" as the great Beavis had said before.
He stepped closer to me and and I drew a "bead" right
on his face. I told him if he wanted to continue I was going to
blast him down with the scalding stuff. He told me to put that
@%&* down, and then proceeded to hurry back to his car as
if going to get something else. That's when I got scared that
he had a gun, so I started to retreat and shouted "What?
you have a gun or something?, You want to play that game? All
right...I'll show you mine!".
I thought I heard him say something about a pipe.
Was he going to attack me with a pipe? My neighbors were watching,
as was the truck driver who was still waiting to collect my COD
in my driveway. If he walked up to my property with a gun, or
the steel pipe. I was going to tactically respond and when my
life was in eminent danger, I was ready to kill the old codger
with my H&K. He had brought the engagement to door and to
the ground of my choosing and he was in serious danger. Did he
really want this to happen and was Bill Clinton really worth this
We got his license plate and I didn't see that he
wasn't ready to shoot it out as I was ready. He never saw my weapon,
so I was in no trouble for flashing my pistol. I called the police
and they logged it down for the records. I got his plate number
and I know where he lives now. I have the high ground and am ready
for most anything people dish out. I usually have a firearm close
by and nobody knows. I am a peace loving soul who lives my Murphy's
Law and not too much gets past me.
The moral of the story is this: Some claim the Right
Wing is intolerant. There are haters and racists on the Right,
but From this incident, and what I saw on TV where a bunch of
Teamsters (impotent, uneducated, quasi-Socialist, Union thug types)
were beating up a group of people protesting the President with
signs, to a Independence Day protest out here where real live
"Reds" from the World Workers Party thumped on a group
of elderly veterans who were opposed to Proposition 187 who were
flying the American flag, The message is obvious. Many Leftists
are totalitarians. They are willing to hurt innocent people for
their beliefs. They really hate us on the Right. I really don't
hate my opposition. I want to defeat their ideas, but not hurt
anyone. I am not a pacifist and I will respond accordingly to
those who deserve other than mercy, with malice.
The verdict is in as of 1998. There is a Ethical Civil
War at his time. Part of me welcomes it and the other part of
me is fearful of that his means. What type of "war"
will this be? Will it be physical fighting or simply a war of
words. When your opponent thinks you're the Anti Christ, is simply
lessens the option of a civil dialogue. Rhetoric is burning hot
and no sign of letting up. I will react to whatever comes my way.
I also cry for my Nation in that her soul is sick and we are on
a steep decline. The future is bleak.Humm....well... I'm glad
I kept my cool and didn't have to hurt the old man.
previous editorials by Patrick Henry:
Funny Thing happened to me......
Woe to America
Glow on the Horizon, Smoke
in the Air
Million youth march
We see the downward spiral
Being led by an incredibly
Right wing conspiracy
& talk radio
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